The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. --Ayn Rand

6.7.06

Horror! Atrocity!

One of my favorite inventions is the flimsy seat cover that you can put down in public lavatories. Especially in the men's section, I need to avoid thinking of poopingdiarrheadirtyassesunwipedbumshairybuttmasturbationsweat just to sit down.

So you can imagine nearly fainting sitting down as I realize that the paper cover fell into the toilet, leaving no protection between the diseased plastic cover and my susceptible bum.

I need to burn myself.

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